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Obama Says The Stimulous Plan Has “Done Its Job”

What is he smokin’?

I am gonna get me some of that!


Obama Lessons

  • If you max out your credit, then get more credit
  • If you run out of money, print more
  • Spending money solves all problems (not to worry, see above)
  • Paying taxes is optional if you head the IRS
  • Don’t say anything without a teleprompter
  • Disrespecting disabled people is okay as long as you promptly apologize
  • Businesses that take Obama money are subject to retroactive governmental regulation
  • The President has the authority to fire the CEO of businesses that take Obama money
  • If things get tough, go on Jay Leno and 60 Minutes
  • Have a press conference at least 5 days a week
  • Campaigning never ends
  • Historic practices in the White House are irrelevant
  • Meaningful gifts to foreign dignitaries are overrated

What lessons have you learned from Obama?  Comment and I will add them to my list!

Obama’s Inaugural Address Was Disappointing

I have few high expectations for Obama’s Presidency.  One was that he would give a great inaugural speech.  I was very disappointed.  I thought his speech was mediocre  and vastly repetitive of his past speeches at best.

“On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics,”

This is a highly quoted section of his speech.   It is ridiculous to say that his election means people chose “hope over fear” or that his election will bring “unity over conflict and discord” or that his proclamation is doable.   He is in la la land and he had 2 million people there with him today.

The Difference Between Repubicans and Democrats

. . . can be found in the transition of power.

Republicans are graceful in defeat and offer assistance to the winners (2008). 

Democrats take the Ws out of the keyboards and otherwise vandalize the White House offices (2000).

Free Gas! No More Mortgage Payments!

Unbelievable . . . this woman actually thinks that if Obama wins she won’t have to worry about filling her car up with gas or paying her mortgage. 

You just can not make this stuff up! 

Please do what ever you can to get as many McCain voters to the polls.  We need to tell these people that they need to pay for their own gas and they need to make sure they pay their mortgages.  Our government is not her personal piggy bank . . . with or without lipstick!

Obama’s Infomercial Disclosure

I refused to watch Obama’s infomercial, so I must ask someone who did watch it . . . did the infomercial contain a disclosure something like this . . . “Paid for by the Obama campaign, i.e., by unknown people who may be citizens of other nations, possibly even terrorists, who may have made multiple donations of up to $200 each which in the aggregate exceeded $4,600 in violation of federal election laws, but we don’t know for sure because we don’t really want to know so we don’t bother to keep that information lest we be investigated.” ?

Obama is an Illusionist!

Obama’s tax plan is to spread the wealth around . . .

I have not bought the claim that 95% of people will get a tax cut under Obama’s tax plan.  I am in good company;  see this WSJ piece.  If he gets his income redistribution way, many of us will be on welfare without needing to apply.  My only hope if he is elected is that congress will not let him get away with it.