- If you max out your credit, then get more credit
- If you run out of money, print more
- Spending money solves all problems (not to worry, see above)
- Paying taxes is optional if you head the IRS
- Don’t say anything without a teleprompter
- Disrespecting disabled people is okay as long as you promptly apologize
- Businesses that take Obama money are subject to retroactive governmental regulation
- The President has the authority to fire the CEO of businesses that take Obama money
- If things get tough, go on Jay Leno and 60 Minutes
- Have a press conference at least 5 days a week
- Campaigning never ends
- Historic practices in the White House are irrelevant
- Meaningful gifts to foreign dignitaries are overrated
What lessons have you learned from Obama? Comment and I will add them to my list!
Filed under: Campaigning, Economy, Obama, Politics, Ranting
