Obama Lessons

If you max out your credit, then get more credit
If you run out of money, print more
Spending money solves all problems (not to worry, see above)
Paying taxes is optional if you head the IRS
Don’t say anything without a teleprompter
Disrespecting disabled people is okay as long as you promptly apologize
Businesses that take Obama money are subject to retroactive [...]

Obama is a Disaster

I predict that Obama will be a one term President, assuming he makes it to the end of the first term without being ousted.